Hacking, Motherfucker

Do you speak it?

We are a community of motherfucking hackers who have been humiliated by "the cybersecurity industry" for years.

We are tired of PMs, sales bros, CFOs, VCs, QCs, and anything else getting in the way of...Hacking, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're socialy awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a chain gang without any time for research because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Hacking, Motherfucker.

We must destroy the frameworks that get in the way of...Hacking, Motherfucker.

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Our Values

They Claim To ValueThey Really ValueWe Fucking Do
Critical Findings!Long-ass reportsHacking, Motherfucker
Your Unique Needs!Tons of billable hoursHacking, Motherfucker
Security ROI!Bleeding clients dryHacking, Motherfucker
Stopping breaches!Plausible deniabilityHacking, Motherfucker

We think the shit that you're cleaning up on the right, is really because of the con you paid for on the left, and that we really need to just do the thing in the middle...Hacking, Motherfucker.

Signed,

The Hacking Motherfuckers

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