Hacking, Motherfucker
Do you speak it?
We are a community of motherfucking hackers who have been humiliated by "the cybersecurity industry" for years.
We are tired of PMs, sales bros, CFOs, VCs, QCs, and anything else getting in the way of...Hacking, Motherfucker.
We are tired of being told we're socialy awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a chain gang without any time for research because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Hacking, Motherfucker.
We must destroy the frameworks that get in the way of...Hacking, Motherfucker.
Our Values
They Claim To Value | They Really Value | We Fucking Do |
---|---|---|
Critical Findings! | Long-ass reports | Hacking, Motherfucker |
Your Unique Needs! | Tons of billable hours | Hacking, Motherfucker |
Security ROI! | Bleeding clients dry | Hacking, Motherfucker |
Stopping breaches! | Plausible deniability | Hacking, Motherfucker |
We think the shit that you're cleaning up on the right, is really because of the con you paid for on the left, and that we really need to just do the thing in the middle...Hacking, Motherfucker.
Signed,
The Hacking Motherfuckers
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